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Okayyyyyy! Welcome to the first Inside Jokes
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My name is Gianmarco Soresi and I’m an uncoordinated comedian so please bare with us as we figure out this thang
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Jay, Dan, if you’re there could you introduce yourselves?
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Maddy Smith, comedian extraordinaire, will be joining us in a bit but had a “meeting” moved up last second
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Hey guys Dan Pulzello here and I’m coming to you live from a Starbucks where I haven’t bought anything yet
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Okay, while my friends write down their bio’s, little about myself
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There he is!
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I am at a Starbucks as well
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Managed to get a medium coffee
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Jay
Who starts this?
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But they did make it so you can chill without ordering after that incident in Philly last year
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Jay go for it, introduce yourself
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Jay
I'm Jay. Diversity champion of this group.
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That’s why we asked for you to upload the profile pic!
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Jay
Comic. Actor. Writer. Stay at home boyfriend.
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What can't I do!? to disappoint my family.
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Jay
This convo is about the Mueller Report right?
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Gianmarco Soresi
Absolutely, people are wondering: how do New York liberals feel about trump???
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But on that note, Jay I believe you got to open for AOC right?
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He's more famous than me. So I'd rather not give him any more advertising
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I did get to open for AOC AT A DRAG SHOW
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she was chill
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Hillary should have done more drag fundraisers
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She got her position by topping an older white guy in Queens and honestly. Same.
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Gianmarco Soresi
Who is the coolest person you’ve performed for, I’ll go first
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The Rock saw me in a college production of Hello Dolly
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As a guy who grapples other men in briefs he saw that and thought "not nearly gay enough"
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Relax listeners I'm a big queer and can say it
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I feel like Dwayne would be jay’s rock bottom
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He’ll do a revival of Kinky Boots someday I’m sure. I wish I had been at Stand Up NY last weekend I think Hugh Jackman was there
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AOC was the most relevant for me
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I would love to see ted Cruz’s opener
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But Gianmarco and I both were at Westside NYC for Jerry's drop in
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Yes, that was very exciting. But then I had to do the check spot right after his set
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Dan Pulzello
I got bumped on a show by Jim Gaffigan which so far has been my most high profile rejection
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And for any noobs listening, the check spot is when the club drops the audience members checks
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And I got to follow that
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You brought it home though!
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So Jerry left but the crowd was kind bc they got what they wanted
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Gianmarco Soresi
What was so funny was that Jerry kind of botched telling people he was going to west side
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Gianmarco Soresi
He tweeted a different club in LA
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Gianmarco Soresi
So people found out after the show started
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Jay
YEAH he tagged the WRONG Westside
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And as I was hosting, dozens of people poured in
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And half were wearing yamakas which was hilarious
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It’s crazy I didn’t think there’d be any Seinfeld fans on the upper west side
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Gianmarco Soresi
I’m jewish if my profile doesn’t make clear
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Gianmarco Soresi
Neal Brennan who had a show at the La theater had to apologize to everyone who bought tickets for Seinfeld
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AND I'm not Jewish but i was there
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Dan Pulzello
That’s different from his usual opener of reminding people he was the white guy from Chappelles show
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Jay
😂😂😂
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Jay
"Oh that's where" - every white person in the crowd
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Jay
Black ppl just say: "hey Neal"
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Gianmarco Soresi
I’d do anything for that credit
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It's the only good kind of credit WE have
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Jay
*points to profile pic* chill out if you're upset
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I love, as a host, when I have to bring up a person who’s main credit is Louie
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I have to say it in a “we understand but it’s still a good credit”
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Jay
Yikes!!! "I'm gonna just say FX" - me
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Dan Pulzello
You might’ve seen this next comic on the show that’s after “it’s always Sunny”
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Gianmarco Soresi
“Your next act got his big break in “I love you Daddy!””
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Jay
FX the network for when you wanna catch up on EVER TRANSFORMERS MOVIE EVER
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Gianmarco Soresi
Not all credits age well
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Dan Pulzello
FX: all these movies are on Netflix, but you’re at your parents house and their WiFi sucks
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Gianmarco Soresi
We have a friend who was in Kevin Spacey’s MasterClass and she def dropped that one
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Dan Pulzello
Was that the acting masterclass or the “apology gaslighting” class?
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Jay
"what are you gonna do? Masturbate in you childhood bed again?" - fx
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Gianmarco Soresi
It was about how to record monologues from your kitchen class
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Jay
Nooooo
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Gianmarco Soresi
That is still one of the strangest pr moves of all time
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Gianmarco Soresi
It was incredibly weird and...very well acted
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Dan Pulzello
It was great for a guy who hasn’t had to self tape in a decade
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Jay
2 decades
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Jay
Or as he calls it: 4 years too old
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Gianmarco Soresi
So, as we near the end of this first episode any recommendation of a special/album to watch?
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Jay
Tambourine should be watched by all but Chris Rock is already famous
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Gianmarco Soresi
For me Gastor Almonte just dropped a new album that’s fantastic, as did Jess Salomon who is making her tonight show debut this week!
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But I’m sure rock appreciates the support
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Jay
Yes Jess!!!
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Jay
On the Tonight Show next Friday!
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Dan Pulzello
Roy wood jrs albums are alle criminally under rated
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Jay
She is. Not us.
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Gianmarco Soresi
And for people who want to follow you guys for disturbing Kevin spacey jokes where can they find you?
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Jay
Also the other two on Comedy Central is one of the best comedy first season's I've seen in a very long time
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Jay
I'm @JayJurden on ALL social media
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Dan Pulzello
@danpulzello on twitter and Instagram I promise that my tweets will be less depressing now that it’s spring time
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Dan Pulzello
Depressing tweets will pick right back up first week of summer when I sweat thru 6 shirts a day
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Jay
We're all NYC based so less depressing is RELATIVE
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Gianmarco Soresi
I’m @gianmarcosoresi thank you for joining us, I’ll be back next Monday at our ALREADY new time slot 5PM, if you want us to discuss anything in particular let me know!
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Gianmarco Soresi
Thanks guys!
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Dan Pulzello
Thanks everyone! I love all of you! Thanks for joining your 19th group chat! We’ll try to be better than that group chat you’re in with college friends that’s descended into horrible political debates!
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Jay
Thanks from me as well. I'm currently looking for a new summer catchphrase so you guys are gonna be the test group
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Jay
"ya slutz"!
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